why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
Alex Vause: ”I will fuck you. I will sneak into your bunk in the middle of the night and eat your pussy. And I’ll do it so good and so soft you’re gonna be on the edge of coming by the time you wake up. And then I’ll stop. And you’ll be on the edge of sleep and you’ll beg for it, oh you’ll beg for it. And maybe I’ll be nice and maybe I won’t. But if I am nice, the things you feel, it will ruin you forever.”
Every queer girl ever:
"Beliebers boycotting Supernatural, will cancel show"
"Supernatural has highest ratings since 2010"
what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas
what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas
drugs kill, kids